Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana
2035/36 Open Thread: The hype train rumbles down the tracks, as Scottish Brendan Rodgers has the Jogoos dreaming of domestic supremacy and another crack at the Champions League.
If You Want A Happy Ending, That Depends On Where You Stop The Story
2050 Open Thread: 28 years after being handed the reins at Duruji Kvareli, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares to lead the Crusaders to another World Cup.
Just Because You Put Syrup On Something, Doesn’t Make It Pancakes
2049 Open Thread: As World Cup qualifying begins, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze is reminded that no matter how flat you make your pancakes, they still have two sides.
I Was Playin’ In The Beginning, The Mood All Changed
2048 Open Thread: On the eve of the Euros, Levan “Goose” Akhobade’s palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Come What May, All Bad Fortune Is To Be Conquered By Patience
2047 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze and Duruji Kvareli mount a defense of their Champions League title, while the Georgians prepare for a Nations League semifinal and the 2048 Euros.
Patience Is Bitter, But Its Fruit Is Sweet
2046 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze leads Georgia into the World Cup, while seeking to avenge two years of Champions League disappointment at the hands of Liverpool.
Victory turns you into an emperor, defeat into a rebel
Was a cup run always on the cards for Cote d’Or or not?
It’s a new day, yes it is.
Freddy’s first day at Cote d’Or goes by quickly, and he’s brought an old face with him.
There should be no triumph, before the victory
The games are coning thick and fast for the Dynamo players, but what is more important, passage in the cup, or survival in the league?
The opportunity that God sends does not wake up him who is asleep
Freddy Adu, failure on the pitch, determined to right that wrong on the sidelines
Potential is a priceless treasure, just like a mothers love
Champ Man 04 & 05. A great game with an even greater striker by the name of Freddy Adu.
Oppan Jogoo Style
2034/35 Open Thread: Preparing for SC Villa’s long-awaited return to the Champions League, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers one-shots his coffee before it even cools down.
Only A Fool Tries To Jump In The Fire
2033/34 Open Thread: Following Champions League glory with Africa Sports, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers departs for pastures new.
Trees That Are Slow To Grow Bear The Best Fruit
2045 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares to lead the Georgians’ World Cup qualifying campaign, while also seeking Champions League redemption with Duruji Kvareli.
Most people are in favor of progress, it’s the changes they don’t like
We’re at the beginning of a new season in Sweden, and are things looking up, looking down or not looking at all?
The IK Tord five
Today’s the day we meet the 5 players that are to be the backbone of IK Tord for years to come! Well, we hope they will. There’s every chance they, or Jock, will stuff it up.
The Phoenix Must Burn To Emerge
2044 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli look to avenge their loss in the 2043 Champions League final, as the Euros loom large.
I can survive well enough on my own, given that I’m the right man for the job
It’s the final day of the season for IK Tord. A win and they stay up, anything else isn’t worth thinking about…