Amnesty Chased Me, And All I Got Was A Red T-Shirt
When you find yourself being chased by Amnesty you know you’re in Denmark!
Benjoe
Better Call Paul – Your Favorite Norwegian
Stig-Helmer seeks guidance from his good o’l pal Paul. Say “good o’l pal Paul” 5 times quickly, I dare you.
The Magnificent Stig-Helmer – This is only the beginning
Before we can get going, we need to hear about that one time with all the wine and the prostitutes.
Ladies and gentlement, Stig-Helmer.
Squad Review
We finally see who Svato looks like. We also reveal how the player material is at Khimik. Soap and water for your eyes will be needed after.
When You Hire Me, You Hire A Lada Niva
theZlatan compares himself to a Ferrari, Svato picks a Lada Niva. Svetlogorsk is riddled with HIV, and there’s highrises galore. Are they interlinked?
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So, duck soup, I started doing that at funerals.
Partizan’s owner gets the punked. Vinnie Jones joins Svato as he finds a club.The staff are old, and the owner makes morbid jokes.
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – A cat’s a cat and that’s that.
A lot about Cats. And David Moyes. Some more Cats. Also the movie Cats. Oh lord. Think I just turned allergic. Can you ‘turn’ allergic? Huh..
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – Devils Live In Beautiful Mansions
Why is Vinnie Jones here? Winston Churchill is a bitch. And we meet a familiar face. What else is new?
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter
Meet Svato and Bubnov. They’re going on an Eastern European FM journey.