Squad Review
We finally see who Svato looks like. We also reveal how the player material is at Khimik. Soap and water for your eyes will be needed after.
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When You Hire Me, You Hire A Lada Niva
theZlatan compares himself to a Ferrari, Svato picks a Lada Niva. Svetlogorsk is riddled with HIV, and there’s highrises galore. Are they interlinked?
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So, duck soup, I started doing that at funerals.
Partizan’s owner gets the punked. Vinnie Jones joins Svato as he finds a club.The staff are old, and the owner makes morbid jokes.
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – A cat’s a cat and that’s that.
A lot about Cats. And David Moyes. Some more Cats. Also the movie Cats. Oh lord. Think I just turned allergic. Can you ‘turn’ allergic? Huh..
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – Devils Live In Beautiful Mansions
Why is Vinnie Jones here? Winston Churchill is a bitch. And we meet a familiar face. What else is new?
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter
Meet Svato and Bubnov. They’re going on an Eastern European FM journey.