Never Make Eye Contact While Eating A Banana
2035/36 Open Thread: The hype train rumbles down the tracks, as Scottish Brendan Rodgers has the Jogoos dreaming of domestic supremacy and another crack at the Champions League.
Seattle Red
If You Want A Happy Ending, That Depends On Where You Stop The Story
2050 Open Thread: 28 years after being handed the reins at Duruji Kvareli, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares to lead the Crusaders to another World Cup.
Just Because You Put Syrup On Something, Doesn’t Make It Pancakes
2049 Open Thread: As World Cup qualifying begins, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze is reminded that no matter how flat you make your pancakes, they still have two sides.
I Was Playin’ In The Beginning, The Mood All Changed
2048 Open Thread: On the eve of the Euros, Levan “Goose” Akhobade’s palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Come What May, All Bad Fortune Is To Be Conquered By Patience
2047 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze and Duruji Kvareli mount a defense of their Champions League title, while the Georgians prepare for a Nations League semifinal and the 2048 Euros.
Patience Is Bitter, But Its Fruit Is Sweet
2046 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze leads Georgia into the World Cup, while seeking to avenge two years of Champions League disappointment at the hands of Liverpool.
Oppan Jogoo Style
2034/35 Open Thread: Preparing for SC Villa’s long-awaited return to the Champions League, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers one-shots his coffee before it even cools down.
Only A Fool Tries To Jump In The Fire
2033/34 Open Thread: Following Champions League glory with Africa Sports, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers departs for pastures new.
Trees That Are Slow To Grow Bear The Best Fruit
2045 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares to lead the Georgians’ World Cup qualifying campaign, while also seeking Champions League redemption with Duruji Kvareli.
The Phoenix Must Burn To Emerge
2044 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli look to avenge their loss in the 2043 Champions League final, as the Euros loom large.
There Is No Spoon
2043 Open Thread: Undefeated for nearly 18 months, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli are determined to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
The One Who Throws The Stone Forgets, The One Who Is Hit Remembers Forever
2042 Open Thread: a new era begins, as the shockwaves of Miguel Katchipwisayla’s arrival at the Goose reverberate through domestic and continental football.
What You Give Away Is Yours, What You Don’t Is Lost
2041 Open Thread: Having reached the summit of European club football, Levan “Goose” Akhobade looks to establish Duruji Kvareli as lasting, permanent force on the continent.
He Who Fights With Monsters Might Take Care Lest He Thereby Become A Monster
2040 Open Thread: returning to the Champions League knockout rounds after a one-year sojourn to the Europa League, can Duruji Kvareli reach the promised land?
The Panther And The Sheep Never Hunt Together
2032/33 Open Thread: The Scottish Brendan Rodgers must navigate a perilous transfer window while plotting to avenge the latest Champions League disappointment.
He Who Gives The Monkey A Present Doesn’t Keep Hold Of Its Tail
2031/32 Open Thread: After a disappointing campaign on the continent, Brendan Rodgers’ Africa Sports look for tactical inspiration.
If You Are Not Going To Bite, Don’t Show Your Teeth
2030/31 Open Thread: Brendan Rodgers’ Africa Sports look to avenge their Champions League humiliation and defend their Ligue 1 title.
He Who Cannot Sleep Can Still Dream
2029/30 Open Thread: As Les Aiglons prepare for their first Champions League campaign in more than 25 years, Brendan Rodgers experiences the highs and lows of the transfer window.
The Twig That Falls In The Water Will Never Become A Fish
2028/29 Open Thread: Like a cat, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers always lands on his feet.
When In Lomé
2027/28 Open Thread: With the bitter taste of Champions League disappointment still fresh in his mouth, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers is out for revenge as a new campaign with Etoile Filante begins.