Oppan Jogoo Style
2034/35 Open Thread: Preparing for SC Villa’s long-awaited return to the Champions League, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers one-shots his coffee before it even cools down.
Seattle Red
Only A Fool Tries To Jump In The Fire
2033/34 Open Thread: Following Champions League glory with Africa Sports, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers departs for pastures new.
Patience Is Bitter, But Its Fruit Is Sweet
2046 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze leads Georgia into the World Cup, while seeking to avenge two years of Champions League disappointment at the hands of Liverpool.
Trees That Are Slow To Grow Bear The Best Fruit
2045 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares to lead the Georgians’ World Cup qualifying campaign, while also seeking Champions League redemption with Duruji Kvareli.
The Phoenix Must Burn To Emerge
2044 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli look to avenge their loss in the 2043 Champions League final, as the Euros loom large.
There Is No Spoon
2043 Open Thread: Undefeated for nearly 18 months, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli are determined to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
The One Who Throws The Stone Forgets, The One Who Is Hit Remembers Forever
2042 Open Thread: a new era begins, as the shockwaves of Miguel Katchipwisayla’s arrival at the Goose reverberate through domestic and continental football.
What You Give Away Is Yours, What You Don’t Is Lost
2041 Open Thread: Having reached the summit of European club football, Levan “Goose” Akhobade looks to establish Duruji Kvareli as lasting, permanent force on the continent.
He Who Fights With Monsters Might Take Care Lest He Thereby Become A Monster
2040 Open Thread: returning to the Champions League knockout rounds after a one-year sojourn to the Europa League, can Duruji Kvareli reach the promised land?
The Panther And The Sheep Never Hunt Together
2032/33 Open Thread: The Scottish Brendan Rodgers must navigate a perilous transfer window while plotting to avenge the latest Champions League disappointment.
He Who Gives The Monkey A Present Doesn’t Keep Hold Of Its Tail
2031/32 Open Thread: After a disappointing campaign on the continent, Brendan Rodgers’ Africa Sports look for tactical inspiration.
If You Are Not Going To Bite, Don’t Show Your Teeth
2030/31 Open Thread: Brendan Rodgers’ Africa Sports look to avenge their Champions League humiliation and defend their Ligue 1 title.
He Who Cannot Sleep Can Still Dream
2029/30 Open Thread: As Les Aiglons prepare for their first Champions League campaign in more than 25 years, Brendan Rodgers experiences the highs and lows of the transfer window.
The Twig That Falls In The Water Will Never Become A Fish
2028/29 Open Thread: Like a cat, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers always lands on his feet.
When In Lomé
2027/28 Open Thread: With the bitter taste of Champions League disappointment still fresh in his mouth, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers is out for revenge as a new campaign with Etoile Filante begins.
It Has Thundered From The Foot
2026/27 Open Thread: the Scottish Brendan Rodgers runs the rule over his Etoile Filante squad, as they prepare for another tilt at reaching the Champions League Group Stage.
Whispering At Pigeons
2025/26 Open Thread: Brendan Rodgers’ Etoile Filante return to continental football for the first time in nearly 30 years, while striving to defend their Premier League crown.
Little By Little Grow The Bananas
2024/25 Open Thread: Having escaped relegation by the skin of their teeth, Brendan Rodgers’ Etoile Filante look to the future.
However Long The Night, The Dawn Will Break
2023/24 Open Thread: Brendan Rodgers kicks off his tenure at Etoile Filante, sitting rock bottom, desperate for survival.
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Before the first ball is kicked in anger, we must examine the world as it exists in 2024, and meet the manager who will (theoretically) lead our Nearly Men to glory. One way or another, this will all end in tears.