A Kiss With A SharkFist Is Better Than None
A new, strikerless tactic for FM21 based on Julian Nagelsmann’s “sharkmouth” principles. Because nothing says sexy, aggressive football like a SharkFist.
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Play It From The Beginning
2037 Open Thread: Ahead of a Champions League tie with Inter Milan, Goose recognizes that Duruji Kvareli’s greatest accomplishments cannot be behind them, because their destiny lies ahead.
Live: 2035/36 Europa League Final
Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are live in Valencia, as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli take on Roger Schmidt’s Leicester City. Can Goose’s men claim their first European title?
How Loose Is Your Goose?
2036 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze wears his sunglasses at night, so he can see the light that’s right before his eyes.
You Can’t Make People Love You, But You Can Make Them Fear You
2035 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze ponders what is more important — keeping his pride and getting nothing, or taking a risk and maybe — maybe — having everything?
As Far Back As I Can Remember, I Always Wanted To Be A Manager
2034 Open Thread: Depite being eliminated from the Champions League, Duruji Kvareli refuse to go home and get their shine box. The Europa League Instead, they make preparations for the Europa League knockout rounds.
Don’t You Want Duruji To Love?
2033 Open Thread: For the first time in their history, Duruji Kvareli reach the Champions League knockout rounds. You better find somebody to love.
The World Is Not Enough – FM 21 Joint Save HQ
The journey to world domination begins here, as a group of bloggers unite with only one mission. Win. Everything.
I Thought Christmas Only Comes Once A Year
2032 Open Thread: ’tis the season in Georgia, as Duruji Kvareli take another run at the Europa League knockout rounds.
Here We Are Now, Entertain Us
2031 Open Thread: Having reached the Champions League Group Stage for the first time, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze feels neither stupid nor contagious, but even he must concede that when the light’s out, it’s less dangerous.
The Long Night Is Coming, And The Dead Come With It
Overwhelm your opponents with a strikerless system from Seattle Red, designed to unleash waves of relentless, unpredictable attacks – a swirling, unholy vortex of sexy football.
What Would Eva Longoria Do?!
2030 Open Thread: After claiming their third straight Ervonuli Liga title, there’s only one question as Duruji Kvareli reach the knockout stages of European competition for the first time.
Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of How Awesome I Am
2029 Open Thread: Will early success go to Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s head, as Duruji Kvareli prepare for another Champions League qualifying campaign?
All I Need Is A Lobotomy & Some Tights
2028 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares for Duruji Kvareli to take their Champions League bow, as the rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down, down.
Anything Less Than The Best Is A Felony
2027 Open Thread: If there was a problem Goose’ll solve it, check out the hook while Duruji Kvareli revolves it.
This World Is Mine For The Taking
2026 Open Thread: Success is Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s only option, as Duruji Kvareli ascend to the Erovnuli Liga.
Despite What My Pocket Square Says, I Am Not A Billionaire
2025 Open Thread: Can Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli continue to defy gravity in the dizzying heights of the Erovnuli Liga 2? The higher you rise, the harder you fall.
Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn’t Even Notice.
2024 Open Thread: Between the feral geese, the Chinese needle snakes, and the imminent arrival of a horde of gorillas, Duruji Kvareli’s Liga 3 campaign is off to a good start.
No One Ever Accomplished Anything By Being Content With Who They Were
2023 Open Thread: A new rival emerges as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze looks to avoid a second-season slump at Duruji Kvareli.
Do Not Blame The Sun For The Darkness Of The Night
2022 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze begins his journey to the pinnacle of world football, on a cold, winter day in Kvareli.