I’m Sorry For Calling You An Inanimate Object
The 2049/50 Open Thread: Belgium prepare for the World Cup, as Nicolaj Bur takes up residence at a new club.
Seattle Red
It’s The Hope That Kills You
The 2048/49 Open Thread: There’s no rest for the weary, as Belgium prepare for Euro 2048 and Fiorentina look for a silver lining after Champions League heartbreak.
More Awkward Than The Time Your Stepdad Scored Backstage Passes To Hootie & The Blowfish
The 2047/48 Open Thread: Fiorentina look to capitalize on a successful campaign and mount their first serious title challenge in decades.
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
The 2046/47 Open Thread: Nicolaj Bur returns to Florence after World Cup disappointment, with Fiorentina ready to take their first strides in Europe under their charismatic Danish/Dutch manager.
Today Is Today. But There Are Many Tomorrows.
2044 Open Thread: The Euros are on the horizon as a new day dawns in Kvareli, after the club is taken over by Pontshi Ngema, a South African grapefruit magnate.
It Is Easier To Accept Who You’ve Become, Than It Is To Recollect Who You Were
2043 Open Thread: It’s all I ever wanted. To be happy. No matter how many blows to the head it takes.
Don’t Stop Believing
2042 Open Thread: Giorgi Amirani’s Georgia take the midnight train to England for the 2042 World Cup, riding in a smoky car, the smell of sizzurp and cheap perfume lingering in the air.
You Are No One Until You’re Talked About
2041 Open Thread: A new chapter begins in Giorgi Amirani’s quest to etch his name in the history books, as Georgia look to reach their first World Cup and Duruji Kvareli battle to reclaim the Champions League title.
We Are More Than The Parts That Form Us
2040 Open Thread: Duruji Kvareli are in the hunt for their third straight Champions League title, as Georgia head to Germany for Euro 2040. Go hard or go home.
You Have To Be A Bit Of A Liar To Tell A Story The Right Way
2039 Open Thread: Duruji Kvareli look to defend their Champions League title, as Georgia fight for a place at Euro 2040.