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2031 Open Thread: Having reached the Champions League Group Stage for the first time, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze feels neither stupid nor contagious, but even he must concede that when the light’s out, it’s less dangerous.
2031 Open Thread: Having reached the Champions League Group Stage for the first time, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze feels neither stupid nor contagious, but even he must concede that when the light’s out, it’s less dangerous.
Overwhelm your opponents with a strikerless system from Seattle Red, designed to unleash waves of relentless, unpredictable attacks – a swirling, unholy vortex of sexy football.
2030 Open Thread: After claiming their third straight Ervonuli Liga title, there’s only one question as Duruji Kvareli reach the knockout stages of European competition for the first time.
2029 Open Thread: Will early success go to Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s head, as Duruji Kvareli prepare for another Champions League qualifying campaign?
2028 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares for Duruji Kvareli to take their Champions League bow, as the rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down, down.
2027 Open Thread: If there was a problem Goose’ll solve it, check out the hook while Duruji Kvareli revolves it.
2026 Open Thread: Success is Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s only option, as Duruji Kvareli ascend to the Erovnuli Liga.
2025 Open Thread: Can Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli continue to defy gravity in the dizzying heights of the Erovnuli Liga 2? The higher you rise, the harder you fall.
2024 Open Thread: Between the feral geese, the Chinese needle snakes, and the imminent arrival of a horde of gorillas, Duruji Kvareli’s Liga 3 campaign is off to a good start.
2023 Open Thread: A new rival emerges as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze looks to avoid a second-season slump at Duruji Kvareli.
2022 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze begins his journey to the pinnacle of world football, on a cold, winter day in Kvareli.
It is not the beginning. But it is a beginning.
A reduced injuries file for FM 21, reducing injuries across the board for player and AI-controlled clubs.
The 2056 Open Thread: With a return to the Champions League on the horizon, expectations are high for Nicolaj Bur’s Malmö FF.
The 2055 Open Thread: The furor surrounding Nicolaj Bur’s unveiling at Malmö FF has passed. Now the real work begins.
The 2054 Open Thread: Unemployed for the first time in years, Nicolaj Bur searches for the hidden truths of life on mid-90s television reruns while waiting for the “right” position to open up.
The 2053/54 Open Thread: As Club Brugge mount a new assault on Fortress Europe, Zlatan meditates on whether imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Perhaps, but only in the Oscar Wilde sense.
The 2052/53 Open Thread: Nicolaj Bur enters his fourth year at Club Brugge with high expectations and a singular purpose, as the siren song of the Champions League beckons.
The 2051/52 Open Thread: Zlatan was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today… He wasn’t waving hello to anybody… Except… Maybe to a horse.
Seattle Red explores the highs and lows of Joint Saves, as part of the Lutterworth Fox’s brilliant A-Z series.