Here We Are Now, Entertain Us
2031 Open Thread: Having reached the Champions League Group Stage for the first time, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze feels neither stupid nor contagious, but even he must concede that when the light’s out, it’s less dangerous.
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The Long Night Is Coming, And The Dead Come With It
Overwhelm your opponents with a strikerless system from Seattle Red, designed to unleash waves of relentless, unpredictable attacks – a swirling, unholy vortex of sexy football.
What Would Eva Longoria Do?!
2030 Open Thread: After claiming their third straight Ervonuli Liga title, there’s only one question as Duruji Kvareli reach the knockout stages of European competition for the first time.
Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of How Awesome I Am
2029 Open Thread: Will early success go to Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s head, as Duruji Kvareli prepare for another Champions League qualifying campaign?
All I Need Is A Lobotomy & Some Tights
2028 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares for Duruji Kvareli to take their Champions League bow, as the rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down, down.
Anything Less Than The Best Is A Felony
2027 Open Thread: If there was a problem Goose’ll solve it, check out the hook while Duruji Kvareli revolves it.
This World Is Mine For The Taking
2026 Open Thread: Success is Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s only option, as Duruji Kvareli ascend to the Erovnuli Liga.
Despite What My Pocket Square Says, I Am Not A Billionaire
2025 Open Thread: Can Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli continue to defy gravity in the dizzying heights of the Erovnuli Liga 2? The higher you rise, the harder you fall.
Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn’t Even Notice.
2024 Open Thread: Between the feral geese, the Chinese needle snakes, and the imminent arrival of a horde of gorillas, Duruji Kvareli’s Liga 3 campaign is off to a good start.
No One Ever Accomplished Anything By Being Content With Who They Were
2023 Open Thread: A new rival emerges as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze looks to avoid a second-season slump at Duruji Kvareli.
Do Not Blame The Sun For The Darkness Of The Night
2022 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze begins his journey to the pinnacle of world football, on a cold, winter day in Kvareli.
The Fourth Glass: Mess With The Honk, You Get The Bonk
It is not the beginning. But it is a beginning.
I Think I Broke My Everything – FM 21 Reduced Injuries File
A reduced injuries file for FM 21, reducing injuries across the board for player and AI-controlled clubs.
Suspecting Owls In The Bog
The 2056 Open Thread: With a return to the Champions League on the horizon, expectations are high for Nicolaj Bur’s Malmö FF.
You Have Planted Your Final Potato
The 2055 Open Thread: The furor surrounding Nicolaj Bur’s unveiling at Malmö FF has passed. Now the real work begins.
There Is No Cow On The Ice
The 2054 Open Thread: Unemployed for the first time in years, Nicolaj Bur searches for the hidden truths of life on mid-90s television reruns while waiting for the “right” position to open up.
Tight Pants And A Fast Car Don’t Make You Batman
The 2053/54 Open Thread: As Club Brugge mount a new assault on Fortress Europe, Zlatan meditates on whether imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Perhaps, but only in the Oscar Wilde sense.
Let Them Hate, Just Make Sure They Spell Your Name Right
The 2052/53 Open Thread: Nicolaj Bur enters his fourth year at Club Brugge with high expectations and a singular purpose, as the siren song of the Champions League beckons.
Why Didn’t You Wave Hello To Me Today When I Waved Hello To You Today?
The 2051/52 Open Thread: Zlatan was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today… He wasn’t waving hello to anybody… Except… Maybe to a horse.
It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Blurst Of Times
Seattle Red explores the highs and lows of Joint Saves, as part of the Lutterworth Fox’s brilliant A-Z series.