You Don’t Know Karate
The 2050/51 Open Thread: You completely promise to jump into the canal?! I don’t want to run out there, come back in ten minutes, and find you hiding in a cupboard.
Seattle Red
When It Rains You Can Pee Your Pants With A Quiet Mind
2050 World Cup Open Thread: After disappointment in South Korea, Nicolaj Bur’s Belgium travel to Brazil with a singular focus.
I’m Sorry For Calling You An Inanimate Object
The 2049/50 Open Thread: Belgium prepare for the World Cup, as Nicolaj Bur takes up residence at a new club.
It’s The Hope That Kills You
The 2048/49 Open Thread: There’s no rest for the weary, as Belgium prepare for Euro 2048 and Fiorentina look for a silver lining after Champions League heartbreak.
More Awkward Than The Time Your Stepdad Scored Backstage Passes To Hootie & The Blowfish
The 2047/48 Open Thread: Fiorentina look to capitalize on a successful campaign and mount their first serious title challenge in decades.
I Don’t Suffer From Insanity, I Enjoy Every Minute Of It
The 2046/47 Open Thread: Nicolaj Bur returns to Florence after World Cup disappointment, with Fiorentina ready to take their first strides in Europe under their charismatic Danish/Dutch manager.
Today Is Today. But There Are Many Tomorrows.
2044 Open Thread: The Euros are on the horizon as a new day dawns in Kvareli, after the club is taken over by Pontshi Ngema, a South African grapefruit magnate.
It Is Easier To Accept Who You’ve Become, Than It Is To Recollect Who You Were
2043 Open Thread: It’s all I ever wanted. To be happy. No matter how many blows to the head it takes.
Don’t Stop Believing
2042 Open Thread: Giorgi Amirani’s Georgia take the midnight train to England for the 2042 World Cup, riding in a smoky car, the smell of sizzurp and cheap perfume lingering in the air.
You Are No One Until You’re Talked About
2041 Open Thread: A new chapter begins in Giorgi Amirani’s quest to etch his name in the history books, as Georgia look to reach their first World Cup and Duruji Kvareli battle to reclaim the Champions League title.
We Are More Than The Parts That Form Us
2040 Open Thread: Duruji Kvareli are in the hunt for their third straight Champions League title, as Georgia head to Germany for Euro 2040. Go hard or go home.
You Have To Be A Bit Of A Liar To Tell A Story The Right Way
2039 Open Thread: Duruji Kvareli look to defend their Champions League title, as Georgia fight for a place at Euro 2040.
Sometimes, The Answers We Need Don’t Match The Questions We’re Asking.
2038 Open Thread: A new day dawns in Georgia, as Giorgi Amirani takes the reigns of the Georgian national team.
Nothing Stresses Me Out. Except Having To Seek The Approval Of My Inferiors.
2037 Open Thread: Bears. Beets. Duruji Kvareli.
Near, Far, Whereeeever You Are…
2036 Open Thread: There isn’t room on the raft for everyone, as Giorgi Amirani revamps the Duruji Kvareli squad with one eye fixed on conquering Europe.
I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
2035 Open Thread: She’s deceiving me… She cuts my security… Has she got control of me? I turn to Goose and say…
Duruuuji, Turning Saints Into The Sea
2034 Open Thread: Coming out of my cage, and I’ve been doing just fine… Gotta gotta be down, because I want it all…
All My Instincts, They Return…
2033 Open Thread: I got a question. If you guys know so much about football, how come you’re here at the Gas ‘n’ Sip on a Saturday night, completely alone, drinking beers with no football anywhere?
Learn To Fly
2032 Open Thread: Run and tell all of the angels, this could take all night… Think I need Goose to help me get things right…
Don’t You Forget Duruji Kvareli
2031 Open Thread: Will you stand above me? Look my way, never love me? Rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down…