If You Want A Happy Ending, That Depends On Where You Stop The Story
2050 Open Thread: 28 years after being handed the reins at Duruji Kvareli, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares to lead the Crusaders to another World Cup.
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God leaned over to the Devil, drew him close and declared, “those who will drink three glasses of chacha may be on my side. After that, they are yours.”
This archive is dedicated to Seattle Red’s FM 21 save which chronicles the exploits of Levan “Goose” Akhobadze, as he looks to conquer the footballing world with Duruji Kvareli and the Georgian national team.
The Fourth Glass, Part Deux, if you will.
Just Because You Put Syrup On Something, Doesn’t Make It Pancakes
2049 Open Thread: As World Cup qualifying begins, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze is reminded that no matter how flat you make your pancakes, they still have two sides.
I Was Playin’ In The Beginning, The Mood All Changed
2048 Open Thread: On the eve of the Euros, Levan “Goose” Akhobade’s palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti. He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
Come What May, All Bad Fortune Is To Be Conquered By Patience
2047 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze and Duruji Kvareli mount a defense of their Champions League title, while the Georgians prepare for a Nations League semifinal and the 2048 Euros.
Patience Is Bitter, But Its Fruit Is Sweet
2046 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze leads Georgia into the World Cup, while seeking to avenge two years of Champions League disappointment at the hands of Liverpool.
Trees That Are Slow To Grow Bear The Best Fruit
2045 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares to lead the Georgians’ World Cup qualifying campaign, while also seeking Champions League redemption with Duruji Kvareli.
The Phoenix Must Burn To Emerge
2044 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli look to avenge their loss in the 2043 Champions League final, as the Euros loom large.
There Is No Spoon
2043 Open Thread: Undefeated for nearly 18 months, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli are determined to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
The One Who Throws The Stone Forgets, The One Who Is Hit Remembers Forever
2042 Open Thread: a new era begins, as the shockwaves of Miguel Katchipwisayla’s arrival at the Goose reverberate through domestic and continental football.
What You Give Away Is Yours, What You Don’t Is Lost
2041 Open Thread: Having reached the summit of European club football, Levan “Goose” Akhobade looks to establish Duruji Kvareli as lasting, permanent force on the continent.
He Who Fights With Monsters Might Take Care Lest He Thereby Become A Monster
2040 Open Thread: returning to the Champions League knockout rounds after a one-year sojourn to the Europa League, can Duruji Kvareli reach the promised land?
Beware The Fury Of A Patient Man
2039 Open Thread: After a rollercoaster year on the continent, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze and Duruji Kvareli plot their revenge.
Live: 2037/38 Champions League Final
Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are live in Istanbul, as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli take on Ralph Hassenhuttl’s Manchester City.
Peace Was Never An Option
2038 Open Thread: The first match kicks off at Duruji Kvareli’s new stadium, Levan Akhobadze Park, as a chance for revenge looms large.
Play It From The Beginning
2037 Open Thread: Ahead of a Champions League tie with Inter Milan, Goose recognizes that Duruji Kvareli’s greatest accomplishments cannot be behind them, because their destiny lies ahead.
Live: 2035/36 Europa League Final
Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are live in Valencia, as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli take on Roger Schmidt’s Leicester City. Can Goose’s men claim their first European title?
How Loose Is Your Goose?
2036 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze wears his sunglasses at night, so he can see the light that’s right before his eyes.
You Can’t Make People Love You, But You Can Make Them Fear You
2035 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze ponders what is more important — keeping his pride and getting nothing, or taking a risk and maybe — maybe — having everything?
As Far Back As I Can Remember, I Always Wanted To Be A Manager
2034 Open Thread: Depite being eliminated from the Champions League, Duruji Kvareli refuse to go home and get their shine box. The Europa League Instead, they make preparations for the Europa League knockout rounds.
Don’t You Want Duruji To Love?
2033 Open Thread: For the first time in their history, Duruji Kvareli reach the Champions League knockout rounds. You better find somebody to love.