There Is No Spoon
2043 Open Thread: Undefeated for nearly 18 months, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli are determined to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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God leaned over to the Devil, drew him close and declared, “those who will drink three glasses of chacha may be on my side. After that, they are yours.”
This archive is dedicated to Seattle Red’s FM 21 save which chronicles the exploits of Levan “Goose” Akhobadze, as he looks to conquer the footballing world with Duruji Kvareli and the Georgian national team.
The Fourth Glass, Part Deux, if you will.
The One Who Throws The Stone Forgets, The One Who Is Hit Remembers Forever
2042 Open Thread: a new era begins, as the shockwaves of Miguel Katchipwisayla’s arrival at the Goose reverberate through domestic and continental football.
What You Give Away Is Yours, What You Don’t Is Lost
2041 Open Thread: Having reached the summit of European club football, Levan “Goose” Akhobade looks to establish Duruji Kvareli as lasting, permanent force on the continent.
He Who Fights With Monsters Might Take Care Lest He Thereby Become A Monster
2040 Open Thread: returning to the Champions League knockout rounds after a one-year sojourn to the Europa League, can Duruji Kvareli reach the promised land?
Beware The Fury Of A Patient Man
2039 Open Thread: After a rollercoaster year on the continent, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze and Duruji Kvareli plot their revenge.
Live: 2037/38 Champions League Final
Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are live in Istanbul, as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli take on Ralph Hassenhuttl’s Manchester City.
Peace Was Never An Option
2038 Open Thread: The first match kicks off at Duruji Kvareli’s new stadium, Levan Akhobadze Park, as a chance for revenge looms large.
Play It From The Beginning
2037 Open Thread: Ahead of a Champions League tie with Inter Milan, Goose recognizes that Duruji Kvareli’s greatest accomplishments cannot be behind them, because their destiny lies ahead.
Live: 2035/36 Europa League Final
Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville are live in Valencia, as Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli take on Roger Schmidt’s Leicester City. Can Goose’s men claim their first European title?
How Loose Is Your Goose?
2036 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze wears his sunglasses at night, so he can see the light that’s right before his eyes.
You Can’t Make People Love You, But You Can Make Them Fear You
2035 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze ponders what is more important — keeping his pride and getting nothing, or taking a risk and maybe — maybe — having everything?
As Far Back As I Can Remember, I Always Wanted To Be A Manager
2034 Open Thread: Depite being eliminated from the Champions League, Duruji Kvareli refuse to go home and get their shine box. The Europa League Instead, they make preparations for the Europa League knockout rounds.
Don’t You Want Duruji To Love?
2033 Open Thread: For the first time in their history, Duruji Kvareli reach the Champions League knockout rounds. You better find somebody to love.
I Thought Christmas Only Comes Once A Year
2032 Open Thread: ’tis the season in Georgia, as Duruji Kvareli take another run at the Europa League knockout rounds.
Here We Are Now, Entertain Us
2031 Open Thread: Having reached the Champions League Group Stage for the first time, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze feels neither stupid nor contagious, but even he must concede that when the light’s out, it’s less dangerous.
What Would Eva Longoria Do?!
2030 Open Thread: After claiming their third straight Ervonuli Liga title, there’s only one question as Duruji Kvareli reach the knockout stages of European competition for the first time.
Sorry, I Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of How Awesome I Am
2029 Open Thread: Will early success go to Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s head, as Duruji Kvareli prepare for another Champions League qualifying campaign?
All I Need Is A Lobotomy & Some Tights
2028 Open Thread: Levan “Goose” Akhobadze prepares for Duruji Kvareli to take their Champions League bow, as the rain keeps falling, rain keeps falling, down, down, down.
Anything Less Than The Best Is A Felony
2027 Open Thread: If there was a problem Goose’ll solve it, check out the hook while Duruji Kvareli revolves it.
This World Is Mine For The Taking
2026 Open Thread: Success is Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s only option, as Duruji Kvareli ascend to the Erovnuli Liga.