The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a half-mad Leeds United supporter with questionable personal hygiene. It’s times like these when you have to ask yourself…What Would Sergio Ramos Do?
The Nearly Men
Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
This archive is dedicated to Seattle Red’s FM 20 save which chronicles the exploits of Danish/Dutch manager Nicolaj Bur in his attempt to bring redemption for the “Nearly Men” of Europe.
And if you just can’t get enough… Churc out The Ballad of Toothless Bob, a series conceived and co-authored by Seattle Red and Oriole that serves as a narrative companion to the Nearly Men, exploring the world of Nicolaj Bur, away from the pitch. What is Project Arcturus? What lies beyond the twisted redstone door, deep in the bowels of the Santiago Bernabéu?
I Am Not A Demon. I Am A Lizard. A Shark. A Heat-Seeking Panther. I Want To Be Bob Denver On Acid Playing The Accordion.
If you stop to listen, the echoes of past glory can be heard as the sun rises over Athens. A new era is about to kick off at the Spryos Louis. The Nicolaj Bur era.
The stage is almost set. The orchestra is warming up. And Nicolaj Bur is preparing to take his cue. Too bad the conductor is drinking Sizzurp through a crazy straw.