The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of a half-mad Leeds United supporter with questionable personal hygiene. It’s times like these when you have to ask yourself…What Would Sergio Ramos Do?
The Nearly Men
Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.
This archive is dedicated to Seattle Red’s FM 20 save which chronicles the exploits of Danish/Dutch manager Nicolaj Bur in his attempt to bring redemption for the “Nearly Men” of Europe.
I Am Not A Demon. I Am A Lizard. A Shark. A Heat-Seeking Panther. I Want To Be Bob Denver On Acid Playing The Accordion.
If you stop to listen, the echoes of past glory can be heard as the sun rises over Athens. A new era is about to kick off at the Spryos Louis. The Nicolaj Bur era.
The stage is almost set. The orchestra is warming up. And Nicolaj Bur is preparing to take his cue. Too bad the conductor is drinking Sizzurp through a crazy straw.