Obsession rules me, I’m yours from the start
Pinch me is this real? I’m on a one way ticket out of Loser-ville
Why worry? If you’ve done the very best you can, worrying won’t make it any better.
It’s no good having to danske on your own. Surely a new job won’t be too far away?
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference
The season is well and truly underway in Denmark. Can we danske the night away?
There Is No Spoon
2043 Open Thread: Undefeated for nearly 18 months, Levan “Goose” Akhobadze’s Duruji Kvareli are determined to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.
What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?
The start of the #danskedanske revolution.
The One Who Throws The Stone Forgets, The One Who Is Hit Remembers Forever
2042 Open Thread: a new era begins, as the shockwaves of Miguel Katchipwisayla’s arrival at the Goose reverberate through domestic and continental football.
What You Give Away Is Yours, What You Don’t Is Lost
2041 Open Thread: Having reached the summit of European club football, Levan “Goose” Akhobade looks to establish Duruji Kvareli as lasting, permanent force on the continent.
He Who Fights With Monsters Might Take Care Lest He Thereby Become A Monster
2040 Open Thread: returning to the Champions League knockout rounds after a one-year sojourn to the Europa League, can Duruji Kvareli reach the promised land?
The Panther And The Sheep Never Hunt Together
2032/33 Open Thread: The Scottish Brendan Rodgers must navigate a perilous transfer window while plotting to avenge the latest Champions League disappointment.
He Who Gives The Monkey A Present Doesn’t Keep Hold Of Its Tail
2031/32 Open Thread: After a disappointing campaign on the continent, Brendan Rodgers’ Africa Sports look for tactical inspiration.
If You Are Not Going To Bite, Don’t Show Your Teeth
2030/31 Open Thread: Brendan Rodgers’ Africa Sports look to avenge their Champions League humiliation and defend their Ligue 1 title.
He Who Cannot Sleep Can Still Dream
2029/30 Open Thread: As Les Aiglons prepare for their first Champions League campaign in more than 25 years, Brendan Rodgers experiences the highs and lows of the transfer window.
The Twig That Falls In The Water Will Never Become A Fish
2028/29 Open Thread: Like a cat, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers always lands on his feet.
When In Lomé
2027/28 Open Thread: With the bitter taste of Champions League disappointment still fresh in his mouth, the Scottish Brendan Rodgers is out for revenge as a new campaign with Etoile Filante begins.
It Has Thundered From The Foot
2026/27 Open Thread: the Scottish Brendan Rodgers runs the rule over his Etoile Filante squad, as they prepare for another tilt at reaching the Champions League Group Stage.
Whispering At Pigeons
2025/26 Open Thread: Brendan Rodgers’ Etoile Filante return to continental football for the first time in nearly 30 years, while striving to defend their Premier League crown.
Little By Little Grow The Bananas
2024/25 Open Thread: Having escaped relegation by the skin of their teeth, Brendan Rodgers’ Etoile Filante look to the future.