Unfortunately, Peanut Butter
2045/46 Open Thread: Fiorentina return to Europe, as the Belgians prepare for South Korea 2046.
Forward With The Goat
The 2044/45 Season Review: Nicolaj Bur’s first season with Fiorentina is in the books, as the Belgians assault the Nations League and look ahead to South Korea 2046.
Squad Review
We finally see who Svato looks like. We also reveal how the player material is at Khimik. Soap and water for your eyes will be needed after.
When You Hire Me, You Hire A Lada Niva
theZlatan compares himself to a Ferrari, Svato picks a Lada Niva. Svetlogorsk is riddled with HIV, and there’s highrises galore. Are they interlinked?
The Beautiful Is Less What One Sees Than What One Dreams
2044/45 Open Thread: Euro 2044 kicks off amid rumors that Nicolaj Bur is on the verge of signing for a new club.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So, duck soup, I started doing that at funerals.
Partizan’s owner gets the punked. Vinnie Jones joins Svato as he finds a club.The staff are old, and the owner makes morbid jokes.
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – A cat’s a cat and that’s that.
A lot about Cats. And David Moyes. Some more Cats. Also the movie Cats. Oh lord. Think I just turned allergic. Can you ‘turn’ allergic? Huh..
I’m Sorry For Calling You An Inanimate Object. I Was Upset.
2043/44 Open Thread: It’s not you, Reims, it’s me. Nicolaj Bur leaves France behind as the Belgians focus on qualifying for Euro 2044.
Those Who Do Not Move, Do Not Notice Their Chains
A new interpretation of Julian Nagelsmann’s “sharkmouth” tactics for FM20, not for the faint of heart. You have been warned. The sharkhammer revolution will not be televised.
Rabona Interruptus, Vol. II: We’re Halfway There
A Bon Jovi-inspired look around the FM community, featuring FBTL Magazine and Black Sea FM, with shout outs to FM Stag and Old Lady Plays.