Squad Review
We finally see who Svato looks like. We also reveal how the player material is at Khimik. Soap and water for your eyes will be needed after.
Career Update
When You Hire Me, You Hire A Lada Niva
theZlatan compares himself to a Ferrari, Svato picks a Lada Niva. Svetlogorsk is riddled with HIV, and there’s highrises galore. Are they interlinked?
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So, duck soup, I started doing that at funerals.
Partizan’s owner gets the punked. Vinnie Jones joins Svato as he finds a club.The staff are old, and the owner makes morbid jokes.
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – A cat’s a cat and that’s that.
A lot about Cats. And David Moyes. Some more Cats. Also the movie Cats. Oh lord. Think I just turned allergic. Can you ‘turn’ allergic? Huh..
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – Devils Live In Beautiful Mansions
Why is Vinnie Jones here? Winston Churchill is a bitch. And we meet a familiar face. What else is new?
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter
Meet Svato and Bubnov. They’re going on an Eastern European FM journey.
It’s a Sequence…
What is The Connector? Who will I be managing? Where can I get a blue coat like that? I can’t answer the last, but the first two are easy.
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan, the 2024 Youth Intake
Marcus is back from his ‘sabbatical’ and has his annual youth intake to deal with
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan VI
Marcus is pressed into making the deal of his life. Sorry, deal FOR his life…
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan V
One small object can really ruin your day…