The Colombians have arrived
A new era begins at CS Marítimo as the Colombians make an instant impact.
Career Update
Squad Review
We finally see who Svato looks like. We also reveal how the player material is at Khimik. Soap and water for your eyes will be needed after.
When You Hire Me, You Hire A Lada Niva
theZlatan compares himself to a Ferrari, Svato picks a Lada Niva. Svetlogorsk is riddled with HIV, and there’s highrises galore. Are they interlinked?
Old people at weddings always poke me and say, “You’re next.” So, duck soup, I started doing that at funerals.
Partizan’s owner gets the punked. Vinnie Jones joins Svato as he finds a club.The staff are old, and the owner makes morbid jokes.
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – A cat’s a cat and that’s that.
A lot about Cats. And David Moyes. Some more Cats. Also the movie Cats. Oh lord. Think I just turned allergic. Can you ‘turn’ allergic? Huh..
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter – Devils Live In Beautiful Mansions
Why is Vinnie Jones here? Winston Churchill is a bitch. And we meet a familiar face. What else is new?
Where The Lobsters Spend The Winter
Meet Svato and Bubnov. They’re going on an Eastern European FM journey.
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan, the 2024 Youth Intake
Marcus is back from his ‘sabbatical’ and has his annual youth intake to deal with
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan VI
Marcus is pressed into making the deal of his life. Sorry, deal FOR his life…
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan V
One small object can really ruin your day…
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – 2021/22 Goal of the Season.
VOTE for your CD L’Hospitalet goal of the season!
WIll it be Diaz, Sarsanedas or Nicolas??
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan IV
“It’s the end of the season as we know it. It’s the end of the season as we know it. And I feel fiiine”
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan III: “The two yutes…” pt.2
In which we meet Marcus’ first youth intake.
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan II: “The two yutes…”
A standard meeting always has the potential for disaster when the Zlatan is around
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – Settlers of Catalan I
Marcus finds out the scale of his job. And is joined by a familiar face.
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – We’re on the Road to …Somewhere?
Time has no meaning. Except when you see the Zlatan and a horse in bed together.
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – We’re on the Road to Nowhere V
In which Marcus feels like a new man. Literally.
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – We’re on the Road to Nowhere IV
Marcus is living the life near the Italian border.. Will he ever manage again?
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – We’re on the Road to Nowhere III…
The Zlatan offers a dark bargain. Will Marcus accept?
Toffee Nose, Bluenose, Fuck Knows – We’re on the Road to Nowhere II…
One call to change it all, one call to hide him. One call to bring him out, and in the darkness, belie him.